i’m probably the best at losing friends
fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.
so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.
This needs to be shared
-everyone- needs to see this.
Well that’s just grape. The vote was bananamous, and the cherryman was impeached after being charged with a melony. His replacement has already been oranged. It just seems weird tomato, like apearantly fruit jokes don’t seem to appley berry well to politics.
|-||me after trying to do literally anything (via sextpert)|
facts that cannot be disputed
- ur cute as heck
- ur very important
- ur laugh is really cute oh my god
- ur a perfect version of yourself
"You believed in us, remember? It’s because you stuck with us back then that we arrived at this result. It’s rather difficult to make the right decision, you know."
"Sir, what are you doing?"
the korean language is not an accessory
friends are supposed to make you feel good about yourself
just remember that